Senior-ity

You know you are getting old when......

• You prefer to shave your facial hair instead of pluck each hair individually.
• You need a mirror 6 inches away from your face when attempting to get make-up on.
• When applying the above mentioned make-up, your eyelids move with your strokes and bunch up in the corners.
• You don't have to pay for highlights, they come naturally (grays).
• You can't function after 10:00pm.
• Your joints crack upon getting out of bed and maneuvering stairs.
• You remember when gas was under $1 a gallon and swore you'd NEVER buy gas at $3 a gallon.

So my question is, when will my AARP application come? I could sure use those Senior Citizen discounts.